Limedrop tartan: On Paris and that bowtie

Skirt monthly: So plaid is really big this year?
Limedrop tartan: Please, I prefer tartan. It's more...
Skirt monthly: authentic?
Limedrop tartan: Yes. Exactly!
Skirt monthly: So, what is the best bit of beauty advice you've ever been given?
Limedrop tartan: Please please don't pair me with too much transparent, nipple bearing fabric.What was Paris Hilton thinking? Sorry Paris! You know I love you!
Skirt monthly: You and Bowtie seem so happy together. Relationships are so notoriously fickle in your industry. What's your secret?
Limedrop tartan: You know, I hope you don't make me seem bitchy. I love Paris, really I do. She's great.
Skirt monthly: You and Bowtie?
Limedrop tartan: Oh yes, him. Don't we look cute together?
Skirt monthly: You sure do. Would he be the one you'd whisk off to a desert island?
Limedrop tartan: Oh sure.
Skirt monthly: You're not convincing me.
Limedrop tartan: Ok, ok. I just have to say it. I love a great knit. Love it. Love to knit. Ha, ha, ha...Please don't print that.
Skirt monthly: Of course...

Red hot mama

Seeks same. Sartorial passion preferred. Serious replies only.

PCB and the three Hambs

Like most creative souls, Pussycat Black (PCB) had a tendency towards mischief. Always on the lookout for shiny new trinkets with which to adorn herself, PCB stumbled upon a lovely little label called Hamb.

'Hamb, Hamb!' PCB called out but nobody answered. As she was just about to leave Hamb-land (PCB was no snoop), a bone and mustard tartan wool skirt suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

'Ooooh, I just have to have that,' PCB exclaimed as the skirt fit snugly across her hips.

She knew she should leave right away. But once the compulsion kicks in...

'OMFG!' She said again. Infantile abbreviated-text-message-speak always signaled danger and PCB quickly smuggled an amazing charcoal wool skirt into her bag.

'I suppose I need a top now,' PCB muttered. So it must have been fate that caused a red and white stripe 3/4 tee to suddenly envelope her torso.

PCB quickly checked for security cameras before darting out the door. When she got home she called her sponsor. 'Rita, I've had a relapse,' she confessed. 'But it was sooo worth it!'

Limedrop necklace: in need of good home

Requirements

• Must have neck
• Enjoy spicy food
• Be willing to accept compliments wherever one goes
  

Electric Blue

I just freeze every time you see through me
And it's all over you, electric blue
On my knees, help me baby,
Tell me, what can I do, electric blue.

Two skirts walked into a bar

Two skirts walked into a bar.
Basic black skirt: I'm so over myself. I feel so...
Kuwaii wool: Boring?
Basic black skirt: Exactly! I mean I know I go with everything, but...You must know how I feel.
Kuwaii wool: Not really.
Basic black skirt: Why?
Kuwaii wool: Well, I too go with everything, but I have these amazing origami-like folds at the waist.
Basic black skirt: Another bourbon please bar-lady!
Kuwaii wool: And I'm fully lined and made of natural fibers.
Basic black skirt: Is there anything you don't like about yourself?
Kuwaii wool: What can I say? I love being me.

Hip to be square

I used to be a renegade
I used to fool around
Adorning men's wedding kilts
The occasional dressing gown...

But soon I got real straight
Yes Jolet made this shirt
You might think I'm crazy
But I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be square.