Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Two skirts walked into a bar

Two skirts walked into a bar.
Basic black skirt: I'm so over myself. I feel so...
Kuwaii wool: Boring?
Basic black skirt: Exactly! I mean I know I go with everything, but...You must know how I feel.
Kuwaii wool: Not really.
Basic black skirt: Why?
Kuwaii wool: Well, I too go with everything, but I have these amazing origami-like folds at the waist.
Basic black skirt: Another bourbon please bar-lady!
Kuwaii wool: And I'm fully lined and made of natural fibers.
Basic black skirt: Is there anything you don't like about yourself?
Kuwaii wool: What can I say? I love being me.

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