There was a Melbournian who lived in a shoe.
She wore so much black she didn't know what to do.
Then one day she met these Betty Jo numbers
And she got an idea, so loud, like thunder.
Their names were Coco, Josephine, Clarice, Bessie, Zelda and Gret
Inspired by art deco greats, impossible to forget
She pinned one to her favourite black sweater
And just like that, life felt so much better.