The bold and the beautiful

Thwarted lover: What do you mean she makes you feel like sunshine and kisses?
Tall, dark and handsome man: I'm sorry, thwarted lover. I cannot resist her sunny disposition and uplifting demeanor.
Thwarted lover: It's that damn yellow dress! She never takes it off.
Tall, dark and handsome man: Ha. Ha. That's what you think.
Thwarted lover: I feel sick.
Tall, dark and handsome man: Not me. For some reason I feel so...cheery.
Thwarted lover: Humph.